Last weekend I had a water polo game. It was a varsity game, so there were a lot of people that were a lot bigger than me. I was one of the smallest ones there. When we started I was guarding this super fat kid that couldn't swim. Everyone on my team nick named him Pork Chop. He was really annoying. I couldn't move him. I would try to push him out of the way, but he was so big that I would move.
Throughout the game I started to hate him more and more. He was really bad at swimming though, and it was really funny.
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One time, he got kicked out and had to go to the corner. It took him so long to swim there and then when he was allowed to get back in we were all on the other side of the pool and he just didn't want to swim. His coach started yelling at him to swim, but it took him at least a minute to get down to the other side. He looked like he was dying. Towrds the end of the game he started to stay on one side of the pool and didn't even bother swimming back. He just sat there. When I was gaurding him I could hear him breathing really heavily and then he would try to grab onto me when we had to swim to the other side. He missed every time, but it got really annoying.
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Sadly, my team lost to the hands of Pork Chop and his team. It was a really close game and we were winning at the start of the second quarter. It was a really low scoring game and there wasn't much off offense. We couldn't really get much going. The end score was 7-9. I'm still mad that we lost and especially mad that we lost to Pork Chop. He was really annoying. I wish we beat them
